- who the hell is djortsch - Hi folks,   my name is Djortsch. I'm a 4 years old guy from Braunschweig. You surely wonder what I'm gonna to do here. Well, it's because of this: in the web people work so much with their mouse, that I thought to myself: this place has an absolutely need for a cat. A cat like me, of course.      I'm living here with some friends on this site. You will get to know them while walking around a bit through it. The most important is Corinna. Not only that she's the one who is able to open the safety-lock of the fridge; that's only for my best she said, otherwise she wouldn't be able to place me on the web page one day.      Even with my actual size, she refused to give me a transparent background. 36K that's tooooooooo much, she said. So I come as a normal but slim JPG with less than the half size.   At the moment, it's only a bit unconfortable. What about a 30" monitor, so that I could eat more? ... mmm it seems that I have forgotten the first part of the sentence, I work to much, ... being a cat 24 hours a day. Some more sleep would be fine.      Bye people and sorry for my english. Only 4 years, you know. (Mailing me the mistakes would be okay if you want.)