- quiz -

 

Maybe win (or maybe not, who knows ...) a free picture   postcard from Leni and Djortsch's   hometown, by answering the following  easy questions.

1. Tell me, my dear, who or what is "djortsch" ?

A discjockey for techno-music from Orts in Switzerland.

A fantastic thing to push down open milk bottles.

A new choclate with stripes of dark and white chocolate.

A lover of Missis Leni.

A djortsch is a djortsch is a djortsch, is a djortsch ...

2. What time is it now, and what's your opinion about it?

Oh, fine. I always wanted to speak about this. ...

 

3. What do you think, is the correct size of "djortsch" ?

XXL - over 7 kilos.

XL - same as XXL but with slim looking vertical stripes.

M - 20 MB in TrueColor.

S - 14".

Out of size.

4. What kind of music, do you think Leni likes the most ?

Barbara Streisand

Fischer-Chöre

AC/DC

Roy Black

Botchers/Innen

5. How does it feel to fill out a form like this ?

Strange. Very strange.

Sorry, I can't talk about my feelings.

Feels like heaven.

100 deutschmarks ? ... in a hotel ?

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